Butt-Blasters

A friend of mine and I were discussing colon hydrotherapy. The conversation went further south when we started thinking of certain consumables that would clog the colon cleanse operation’s plumbing. We finally agreed that prime rib and milk duds would for sure signal a breach in the pipes. To make matters worse, we were thinking of playing a gag on the colon hydrotherapy clinic by walking in with a giant Slurpee™, a bag of Cheez Curls and a big box of Milk Duds. Then say, “Sorry, I didn’t have time for breakfast. Want some?”
Let the hilarity ensue.