For those of you who would like to give Salem a present in the future, please NO MAKE UP.
I have been trying to clean out a Jackson Pollock style paint splatter from a bottle of "Sparkle Diva's Hot Pink Glitter Nail Polish" from the carpeting in her bedroom to no avail. I guess we'll just need to replace it. Wah-wuh.
Along the same lines, Salem has decorated the bottom half of her best friend's bedroom door with the entire contents of several shades of sparkle lip gloss.
I have been trying to clean out a Jackson Pollock style paint splatter from a bottle of "Sparkle Diva's Hot Pink Glitter Nail Polish" from the carpeting in her bedroom to no avail. I guess we'll just need to replace it. Wah-wuh.
Along the same lines, Salem has decorated the bottom half of her best friend's bedroom door with the entire contents of several shades of sparkle lip gloss.
2 comments:
WHAT?? I got it out of my carpet??
I have a friend who has two little girls who do things like that all the time. I call them Demonspawn.
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