Had to Share...

I've been debating sharing this, but it's too funny to selfishly withhold from my gentle readers.

Yesterday, Salem and her bff, Lola, were playing with Polly Pocket dolls. There is something about Polly Pocket that brings out the strange within my child, I dunno what it is, but she says some wacky stuff when she plays with them.

...Getting back to the story, Salem was holding one of the dolls while chanting at it: "I'll turn ya 'round and shave ya down! Shave ya down, and turn ya 'round!"
Any ideas people? I just don't know what the heck that's about.

I found this while I was looking for images for this post. It's so odd I had to share: