Halloween Party

Last night I took Salem to a kids Halloween party. Staying along the same vein as yesterday's post (about pet peeves) I'd like to vent:

Question:
Why is it when you gather more than two little girls together you can put money down on the fact the outcome is doomed to be a shrill chorus of constant screaming? I swear, my ears are still bleeding.

Question:
Why is it when you gather more than one boy together you are more than certain your carpet will get stained, toilet stopped up, find a poly pocket doll blocking the bathroom drain and hand prints all over the TV?