Do you think Sal would introduce me to Scatchy sometime? That's one heck of a story. Last night she told me an interesting tale about how they didn't have snacks at school that day because the teacher snuck in at night and ate all the snacks.
"Why would she do that?", I asked.
"Because she lives with her father, and he was mad at her for being bad, so she didn't get dinner."
A short and loud woman gave birth to a tiny clown. That clown is known as Salem. Her teeth may be as sharp as knives but she hasn't a tail, we have checked. Oh, and if I could be someone other than myself, that person would be Amy Sedaris.
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Do you think Sal would introduce me to Scatchy sometime? That's one heck of a story. Last night she told me an interesting tale about how they didn't have snacks at school that day because the teacher snuck in at night and ate all the snacks.
"Why would she do that?", I asked.
"Because she lives with her father, and he was mad at her for being bad, so she didn't get dinner."
"Oh, that makes sense, I guess."
Thank God for the sketchers! I'm sure they were important! LOL!
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