Sorry...but this is funny.

I know the last several posts have been about bodily functions--and I apologize in advance of this post, as yes this too is about flatulence.

The kid was having some major gas issues the other day. I mean MAJOR. I asked her to please excuse herself from playing and try to relieve herself in the restroom. She proptly obeyed.

She and I were playing with the Barbie House when the issue came back to haunt us. I asked her again to use the potty.

Later that night, I was tucking her in bed while reading her a story when we were once again struck in the face--and it was bad! At that moment I just point-blank asked, "Um Salem? What did you eat at school today for lunch? You are really having some problems here!"

She looked up and me and started to laugh. She quietly confessed to having (in her own words) "Chicken-Fart-Pie."

I about fell over I laughed so hard.