Bird Teeth

An odd conversation I had with my daughter:

her: "Mom, birds have teeth."
me: "No, actually they don't. Birds have beaks."
her: "Yes, yes they do have teeth...but rolly pollies don't. They can just suck and only eat worms."



her: "Once, I sewed a bird's mouth shut."
me: "What?"
her: "Yeah. But it was a paper bird so it didn't matter.

And I left it at that.