Dentist

I brought the kid to her 6 month dental check up today. Much to my relief, she's cavity-free, but here's the real reason I'm stoked:

She has been BEGGING me to go to the dentist for the last 3 or 4 months. I've been shoveling through request after request for a dental visit, it's an obsession with her. Finally, the day came where she GOT TO GO to the dentist and she can just shut up about it already!

When we arrived, she squealed and ran into the back office where she gave her dentist a giant hug. From there, they dissapeared into the room for a cleaning. Awe-struck, I turned to the receptionist in amazment and gently asked her,

"What the heck do you guys do back there that makes my child crave dental vistits?"

In a sweet country accent she replied, " We give 'em glow-in-the-dark headbands, ma'am."

...If that's all it takes, I'm heading straight over to the glow-in-the-dark headband store and stockin' up."