Stop right here. Below, I'm going to post something an innocent child said about God. Yes, God. So, if you get your panties in a wad when you read stories you don't agree with regarding God, move on to the next blog. Thank you.
Salem had been going to a caregiver a while back, an after school program. There, they prayed before every meal, snack, watching TV, cartwheeling, whatever. It was a little over-the-top but I figured it wouldn't leave any permanent damage.
At home, before a meal one day she bowed her head and placed her hands together for prayer, it went like this:
"God is gooood. God is greaaat. Lets us spank him for our food....All men."
I bit my lip but was able to muster up a correction that didn't reveal my laughter. "Babe, it's 'Let us thank him'..."
She looked at me, then at her food. Confused, she picked up her spoon and shoveled some mac 'n cheese into her face.
1 comments:
This is GREAT!
Thanks for sharing it!
ROFL!!!!
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