"V"

her: "Mommy, I drew a 'V' on my knee!!"
me: "Um, that's good that you're working on your letters, but lets not draw on our skin, okay?"
her: "Why not? I do it all the time!"
me: "Well, lets stop that little habbit right now. Don't draw on yourself, cool? Let's only draw on paper."
her: "I drew on my shirt yesterday by accident. It's okay though...'cause I just cut out the mistake with tiny scissors I found at school."

I sat and blinked for a moment. Although skewed, there is a tad bit of logic there.