Aroma Therapy Collection by Salem

For you Kelly!

Here's the complete Scented Candle / Aroma Therapy Collection by Salem:

1. Burning Eggs Yankee-Style Candle
2. Cellar Cheese-Food Sterno for Fondue Pots
3. Antibacterial Cookie Dough Kitchen Candles
4. Kinder-Candles
5. Fresh Fur Scented Votives for the discriminating canine
6. Alfalfa Pellet Bathtub Luminaries
7. Dumpster Diver's Delight Scented Oils
8. Buster-Brown's-Now-Yellow Incense Sticks

My friend Kelly suggested Salem's fondness for (1) 'burning eggs' smell would make a hilarious candle scent. Salem's also mentioned a (2) smell from the basement that's suggestive of American cheese. More food-smell issues came from the time we made cookies and she claimed they smelled like (3) hand sanitizer.

I use Aveda Shampoo that she's claimed had the odor of (4) head lice remedy. When she was really little she spoke to her (5) aunt and uncle's dog commenting on how she "liked her smell".

On the subject of animal odors, once she mentioned that the air outside my apartment had that (6) "rabbit food smell". At the same apartment complex, she complained about the dumpster omitting 'stinky' odors and insisted they hang a warning sign on trash compacter that reads (7) "STINKY". And lastly there was that fateful evening when I picked her up from school to find that she had peed on her shoes. We got into the car, buckled up and I looked in the rear view mirror only to find that she was gleefully sniffing her (8) pee-pee soaked shoes.